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[Aug. 22nd, 2006|06:37 pm] |
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Hey dudes I got myself a new place thanks to Big J I have a roof that is all in one piece and doesn't leak and it's clean and I can bring girls there and not worry about them walking out well I will as soon as I get a bed cause for some reason girls don't like it when a guy doesn't have a bed at least the girls out here now the girls back home they didn't care where we did it as long as we did it if you know what I mean but I'll be getting one soon because I'll have a bit of spare cash now that I'm done paying for my new baby you know you wanna see so click! ( sweeeeeeeeeet! ) |
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[Aug. 10th, 2006|01:18 pm] |
Yo dudes I keep forgetting this thing is here but then again I haven't had much time to write in it since I don't have a computer at home and I have to use Bill's and I ain't been over to Bill's lately because his wife is having some kind of snit about how I'm a bad influence on her husband and don't want me going over there anymore which is fucking stupid but I'm over there here at Bill's anyway cause she's visiting her sister which made me laugh when he said it cause dude women always say they're visiting their sister when they're really meeting a dick at a hotel you know? But Bill he didn't take to kindly to that and he tried to sock me in the face but he missed because I have the reflexes of one of those weasel things that live somewhere foreign that fights the cobras and he so totally sucks at fighting I'm surprised he hasn't had the shit kicked out of him on the job because I don't think he could restrain a fly unless he had Spiderman silk and dude wouldn't that just be the shit to have that stuff zipzingzam!
So there I was taking a shower when all of a sudden there's this cracking noise and all this shit falls on my head not literal shit but junk shit and then like there's this huge hole in the ceiling where all this water had been building up and it finally just fell through and while it might be nice to have a skylight in the bathroom and the breeze felt kinda good on the boys there for a minute after awhile it gets to be rather an inconvenience because the bugs and the birds and a damned raccoon come in the hole at night and I told the guy I'm renting from and he said he'd fix it and that was four days ago and I ain't seen hide nor hair of him and I'm like dude what the fuck I mean I could fix it myself but that's what I pay rent for and fucked if he's getting any rent from me cause I can't hardly stay there cause all the air conditioning goes right out the damned hole but I can't really afford much else cause it costs me money to keep Pistol where I keep him but hell maybe I can sleep in the stall with him hahaha. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2006|06:39 pm] |
DUDES check this out it's hillir halirios hellar really fucking funny! bangbang! hahaha shooting stuff is such a trip dudes yall should try it sometime. I'll take anyone shooting if you really wanna shoot real stuff but not the roadsigns cuz dudes that's illegal and being a law man and all I have to stay upstanding heheheh I said upstanding.
OOC: wait until the page loads, then double-click the little handle-looking thing at the bottom of the square. then click the mouse to shoot. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2006|10:25 pm] |
Who: Jaquinn and Phillip
What: Roping and um...rutting.
Where: Cowtown Rodeo, Pine Grove
When: Saturday, July 01, 6:30 p.m.-11:15 p.m.
OOC: This was going to just be a journal entry, but someone *waves* wanted to read it fic-style..so here ya go! :D
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[Jun. 22nd, 2006|06:01 pm] |
Dudes! I forgot I had this thing too busy escorting the nurses through the lot, if you know what I mean.
I finally managed to track down that alleged cowboy doctor guy and holy shit the man is choice and he's also meaner than a bull with his balls caught in the thistles hoo-dog! Took me all week but I finally managed to get him to say he'd rope me if I pay the entry fee cause supposedly there's a rodeo every Saturday down in Pine Grove, told me to meet him there and we'd do a run and it's kinda odd that he doesn't want to practice first but he says he doesn't need it and if I suck it's not his concern and yeah the dude is an arrogant son of a bitch but if he ropes as well as he looks then I just may end up getting paid to get laid. Yeehaw!
Speaking of getting laid I finally bagged that babe at the deli and dudes when she said she liked latex I thought hey, kinky! but she means she likes it because she's one of those freaky germ people and she made me wear two condoms and I couldn't feel a damned thing and no set of titties is worth that.
PS Bill says I should watch what I write in here because the bosses read this shit and I said if the bosses don't fuck then that's their problem right and just cause I write it doesn't mean anyone has to read it. |
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[Jun. 5th, 2006|08:42 pm] |
Bill said everyone that works at PPTH can get one of these nifty doodads so here I am doodin my dad which doesn't sound right, does it I'm a Okie from Muskogee not one of those Deliverance boys so maybe I should try thingamabob. Thingin my bob?
Talking inbred hillbillies I heard tell there's supposed to be some doc from Georgia working here that says he can rope I'll have to track the dude down and see if he teams cuz I could use some good head. Yeehah! |
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